Reject Reality: Embrace the Absurd

I am but mad north by northwest...

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I mean, where’s it going to end?


Basically, I’m not really anyone. And that’s something I can live with.

Other than that, this is mainly a writing journal combined with my random ramblings detailing the minutiae of my daily life. All of my writing is still open to the public while all my personal jazz is safely locked away.

- The Daily Show/The Colbert Report
- Everything Simon Pegg and Nick Frost have been involved in
- The Beatles
- Psych
- It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
- Black Books
- Doctor Who
- The Venture Bros
- Mystery Science Theater 3000
- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
- Anything done by Wes Anderson
- The Office (both US and UK)
- Arrested Development
- The Flight of the Conchords
- Sham-wow commercials
- The Bugle
- And more!


“This is a crazy person’s diary!”
~ The Venture Bros

“It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.”
~ Nigel Tufnel, This Is Spinal Tap

"I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'"
~Demetri Martin

“It's gay food, Jon. About as gay as it gets. Might as well just stick it up your butt.”
~Stephen Colbert

“You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.”
~ Jon Stewart

Bret: There was a bit in that song where we were dealing with the issue of AIDS. The bit with the monkeys.
Jemaine: Yeah because it was believed that AIDS was contracted from the monkeys. Not the band but the animal. And we just wanted to deal with that issue - just a couple of points. Just changing the attitude towards AIDS from being "Eww AIDSy" to more like "Oh! Fun monkey disease!"
~ Flight of the Conchords

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