I've broken 200 pages! GO ME AND MY INSANITY!Title:
Fast Times at NAMBLA High: Part FifteenAuthor:
The Daily Show... with a smattering of guest appearances. Pairing:
Including but not limited to:
Jon/Stephen, Stephen/Paul, Stephen/Craig Kilborn, Jon/Anderson Cooper, Paul/Amy, Rob/Frustration, Ed/Confusion, (Rob/Frustration)/(Ed/Confusion), Mo Rocca/Lewis Black, Sam/Jason, Demetri Martin/Nathan Corddry, Bob Novak/Hair nets, Aasif Mandvi/Tucker Carlson, Stone Phillips/Barbara Walters, Dan Bakkedahl/Rob Riggle, Dane Cook/His ego, Dave Gorman/John Oliver, Jerry Seinfeld/Steve Carell, Bill O’Reilly/Hatred, Keith Olbermann/Everyone, John Hodgeman/Bill Gates, Tucker/Craig, Aasif/Anderson, John Hodgman/Sarah Vowell, Will Ferrell/MOP?, Keith/Dennis Leary, George Clooney/CharmFeatured pairing(s):
Nate/Demetri, Jon/Rob (friendship), Rob/Ed (implied)Rating:
PG-13 for languageWarning:
Crack: it's what's for dinner. Other warnings: AU, drug use, underage drinking, het crap, and Will Ferrell being creepy. For this specific chapter? Meandering tones and a slight abuse of James Taylor. I love him, I swear!A/N:
Sorry this took forever. I had the first half all written out but then I kept getting interrupted, hence the ages it took. I leave for NYC on Friday so hopefully I'll be gathering some inspiration while I'm there! Really, I just want an excuse to obsess about New York again. Woo!Length:
Feedback helps my crack addiction. Give generously. Also, concrit is very welcome.Previous chapters: Chapter OneChapter TwoChapter ThreeChapter FourChapter Four Point Five: An Interlude of sortsChapter FiveChapter SixChapter SevenChapter EightChapter NineChapter Ten (A)Chapter Ten (B)Chapter Ten (C)Chapter Ten (D)Chapter ElevenChapter TwelveChapter ThirteenChapter FourteenSummary: It's like a high school fic that isn't lame and is all cracky and shit. Read it.
~An annonymous reader who I totally didn't make up.BELIEVE THE HYPE.
READ THE STORY.
In this edition of FTANH: Demetri gets a history, Nate gets some balls (relatively speaking), Jon is chivalrous, and Rob is dramatic.( Why do you think I get my ass kicked almost every day at school?'Collapse )Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual persons is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person).
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